Report: God calls televangelist ‘public relations nightmare’

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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – In the wake of his comments about the earthquake in Haiti, televangelist Pat Robertson has become a “public relations nightmare” and a “gynormous embarrassment to me, personally,” God said today.
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One Response to “Report: God calls televangelist ‘public relations nightmare’”

  1. John Hamilton Says:

    Way to go, God!!!

    Seriously though, I think God will put Pat in his place soon enough. Maybe we could expedite things if we would simply stop giving the nut-job any more press. But, everybody likes a freak show. Says we may not deserve any better, I suppose. Sad.

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