Loading ...Jim Bakker launches new breakfast cereal
flockwoodTelevangelist Pat Robertson has been pitching what he calls “Age-Defying Protein Pancakes” and “Age-Defying Protein Shakes.”
Now Branson evangelist Jim Bakker has launched his own breakfast food product.
Jim’s Organic 8 Grain Cereal costs $10 for a one-pound bag. If you prefer buying in bulk, you can get a 5-pound bag for $30.
The cereal, Bakker notes, “is low in saturated fats, high in complex carbohydrates and full of flavor! … It’s the ultimate way to start your day!”
Let’s see. Pat Robertson protein pancakes. Jim Bakker organic cereal. Now, all we need is some Dr. Robert Schuller-brand soy sausage patties and we’ll have a complete, well-rounded trifecta of a meal.
August 17th, 2011 at 7:02 pm
Concerning Dr Schuller, the Crystal Cathedral is in a bidding war in a bankruptcy procedure, a local college and a catholic community are bidding it out with Dr. Schuller trying to raise the 50 million needed to get back on track! Sorry about getting off the subject, just felt it was pertinent.