Televangelist Pat Robertson has been pitching what he calls “Age-Defying Protein Pancakes” and “Age-Defying Protein Shakes.”
Now Branson evangelist Jim Bakker has launched his own breakfast food product.
Jim’s Organic 8 Grain Cereal costs $10 for a one-pound bag. If you prefer buying in bulk, you can get a 5-pound bag for $30.
The cereal, Bakker notes, “is low in saturated fats, high in complex carbohydrates and full of flavor! … It’s the ultimate way to start your day!”
Let’s see. Pat Robertson protein pancakes. Jim Bakker organic cereal. Now, all we need is some Dr. Robert Schuller-brand soy sausage patties and we’ll have a complete, well-rounded trifecta of a meal.