1.) Who is to blame for the 7.0 earthquake in Haiti, according to protein shake salesman Pat Robertson?
b.) abortion activists
c.) liberal elites
d.) Fat Tuesday revelers
e.) Haiti’s devil-worshipping, French-hating founding fathers
1.) e: Haiti’s founding fathers.
For those of you keeping score at home: abortion activists, liberal elites and homosexuals may bear the blame for the September 11 terrorist attacks, according to Robertson. However, they played no direct role in the Haiti tragedy. [And the Fat Tuesday revelers are responsible, some TV evangelists say, for Hurricane Katrina. But they haven't been implicated in the latest tremors...]