Loading ...There’s a new woman of the cloth in Malibu and her name is Barbie. Looking fabulous in her clerical garb, Rev. Barbie is
1.) Unitarian
2.) Methodist
3.) New Age
4.) Episcopalian
5.) Scientologist
6.) Non-denominational
Answer is: 4.) Episcopalian. For details, click here.
h/t: Christie Storm
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April 8th, 2010 at 2:18 pm
This has got to be a typo, because no Episcopal priest would wear anything but natural fibres, and I suspect even the Episco-Barbie’s clothes are all polyester . . .
April 8th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
You gotta love the fact that she’s got a “porta-sacristy,” though. And that this is the “high church” edition of Episco-Barbie; perhaps they’ll make an evangelical-schismatic edition; no doubt, they wear polyester.
April 8th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
You’ll never see a “Mormon-Barbie” because all of our female church leaders wear plain polyester dress suits and I’m sure Ken wouldn’t want to always dress in a two piece suit with only white shirt and conservative tie.
April 9th, 2010 at 9:17 am
Wow, those Episcopalians have really gotta raise their standards a bit. They’ll let ANYBODY in the priesthood! Maybe we Mormons were a little too selective, but come on!
April 9th, 2010 at 9:57 am
Is it always about the Mormons?
Yes, to a Mormon.
April 9th, 2010 at 11:08 am
Well, John, she could be Mormon priest — she’s white! (Do you all allow women as priests?)
Just kidding . . .
April 9th, 2010 at 12:38 pm
She’d probably do a better job than some of our “amateurs.” Certainly better looking.
April 9th, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Wow, Justin. I thought the knock against us most of the time is that we couldn’t laugh about ourselves. Sorry to upset you so…
April 16th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
David,
Rev. Barbie as an exception, most of our women leaders dress in “plain polyester dress suits” as well. My husband shutters at my closet, or starts humming a Johnnie Cash song (known for his black-on-black attire). Most of our men priests wear black or grey suits or blue blazers and grey pants or Khakis. Boring and drab all around
April 16th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Egads, Madge, surely those dress suits are of natural fibres. It’s in the Book of Common Prayer.
April 28th, 2010 at 8:38 am
What about Barbie the Nun !!!