“Contrary to the North Carolina decision, civil marriage of same-gender couples will one day be seen as good for society. I look forward to the day when such marriages occur in this state so that we can live with one another in a spirit of equality and justice,” he wrote in a statement/

The rest of Bishop Benfield’s comments are available below:

Statement from the Rt. Rev. Larry R. Benfield, bishop of Arkansas, concerning the statement by the president Obama regarding the marriage of same-sex couples
May 8, 2012

“President Obama has announced that he thinks that same-sex couples should be able to get married. This announcement came on the heels of the vote in North Carolina to enshrine in that state’s constitution a prohibition on such marriages.
I agree with the president’s position. Contrary to the North Carolina decision, civil marriage of same-gender couples will one day be seen as good for society. I look forward to the day when such marriages occur in this state so that we can live with one another in a spirit of equality and justice.

I was troubled by the apparent demonization of same-gender couples in the very charged debate in North Carolina, especially by some members of the Christian community. The decision in North Carolina was not an endorsement of Christian values, nor the position of all Christians, but a stand, influenced by some religious leaders, that further distances many people from the church and its message of God’s unconditional love. The Episcopal Church in Arkansas and I as its bishop continue to reach out to our residents, gay or straight, single or married, with pastoral generosity. I strive to respect the dignity of every human being, and supporting civil same-gender marriage is one way that I do so.”

Larry R. Benfield
Bishop of Arkansas

The church’s statement is reprinted, in its entirety, below:

**AG OPPOSES PRESIDENT OBAMA’S STANCE ON SAME-SEX MARRIAGE

The Assemblies of God, in reaction to President Barack Obama’s
embracing of same-sex marriage, is voicing its dissent and
objection. According to Dr. George O. Wood, general superintendent
of the Assemblies of God, the Assemblies of God is in complete
disagreement with the president’s new position and takes exception
to the president’s taking Scripture out of context to defend his
position.

“The Bible clearly teaches that marriage should be a life-long
commitment between one man and one women,” states Dr. George O.
Wood, general superintendent of the Assemblies of God. “There is no affirmation of homosexual behavior found anywhere in Scripture.
However, the Bible is replete with evidence that homosexual behavior is immoral and comes under the judgment of God.”

The president also referred to the Bible, claiming Christ
sacrificing himself for mankind and the golden rule as reasons for
endorsing same-sex marriage.

“Although it has become popular to quote Scripture grossly out of
context to serve a personal or political agenda, it still doesn’t
change what God’s Word clearly states,” Wood says.

Wood adds that in light of what Scripture says, Christians should
not be surprised by individuals and groups twisting Scripture,
citing, 2 Timothy 4:3, “For the time will come when men will not put up with sound doctrine. Instead, to suit their own desires, they will gather around them a great number of teachers to say what their itching ears want to hear.”

In the Assemblies of God’s official position paper on homosexuality, it states, “We believe, in the light of biblical revelation, that the growing cultural acceptance of homosexual identity and behavior, male and female, is symptomatic of a broader spiritual disorder that threatens the family, the government, and the church.”

The paper also states, “Not only do the Scriptures condemn more
flagrant examples of homosexual violence and promiscuity, they also provide no support for the popular modern idea that loving and committed homosexual relationships between two long-term partners are morally acceptable. Homosexual activities of every kind are contrary to the moral commandments God has given us.”

Wood adds that it’s important for Christians to not underestimate
the implications of a pro-homosexual, pro-abortion president, and
what it means for the church. “In no time in our nation have we ever needed to pray more for our political leaders and this country than we need to today,” Wood says.

For more information about the Assemblies of God position on
homosexuality and other areas, see its website at http://ag.org
and click on “Beliefs.”

–AG News

The artist was kind enough to give me an interview in late 2008, and we spoke about religious art, Christianity and the role of faith in his paintings and in his life:

“I always say I’m a man of deep faith, but I’m also a bit of a universalist. I want to live life in a nonjudgmental way. I try to speak in a very inclusive way about faith issues. I try to embrace people of all different faiths. You know, God will sort out at the end of the day what’s the prerequisites and the requirements for His elect group. But I think what matters in the human condition is that we exude the kind of unconditional love that Christ exuded.”

Thomas Kinkade
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
December 13, 2008

Complete interview below…

‘Painter of Light’ Kinkade says faith illuminates work

Thomas Kinkade describes himself as “The Painter of Light,” “The Official Artist of Christmas” and a devout Christian. He prays for people who come to his art shows. While famous for painting cottages and babbling brooks, the Californian also paints churches and chapels and pictures of Christ.

Recently, he even launched a semiautobiographical straight-to-video motion picture titled Thomas Kinkade’s Christmas Cottage. It focuses on a college-age Kinkade who paints a mural and helps his small California hometown to rediscover “the true spirit of Christmas.”

The wildly popular California-based painter visited with Arkansas Democrat-Gazette religion editor Frank Lockwood about light, darkness, the new Kinkade movie and the True Meaning of Christmas.

Q. Thomas Kinkade is one of the best-selling artists in the world today. How many million paintings have you sold so far?

A. “Well gosh, you figure that each year we sell 4 [million] or 5 million calendars. People take those paintings, oftentimes, and frame them up. We’ve sold millions and millions of canvas prints and our collector plates … It’s hard to estimate how much overlap there is but we’d say between 12 [million] and 15 million homes have some form of this art in the home, so it’s a vast audience.”

Q. You call yourself “The Painter of Light.” What does that mean?

A. “I think people have identified in layman’s terms the fact that I paint light as an effect. … There’s also a spiritual dimension that I’m sure most people would identify. Light is the opposite of darkness. It’s hope in the midst of despair, it’s love in the midst of frenzy and hatred and violence, so that’s what I think people find true about the paintings.

“They become a welcome relief in the midst of the chaos of our culture. The daily news is not always happy, and yet people feel like, when they step into the world of my paintings, they step into a world that is tranquil.”

Q. Why did you want to make a Christmas movie?

A. “I’m known as ‘The Official Artist of Christmas.’ That’s just sort of a term people toss around sometimes. You know: ‘It’s a Kinkade Christmas,’ people will say. Because a lot of times people associate my work with gift giving. We do a lot of Christmas products every year. I paint the imagery that I think has fueled the popular imagination of what Christmas should be. You know, the light spilling out from the windows onto the snow and the snowman in the yard and the sun setting just perfectly, glowing and soft-edged. …

“So when we were approached to do our first movie, we thought it would be a natural to do a Christmas story. If you think about it, there’s been a lot of Christmas movies made over the past decade, but most of the ones made have been in the category of slapstick, zany comedies. You know: sarcastic and humorous treatments about the holidays, about how busy it is, how crazy it is, how horrible it is to have your family visiting, etc., etc.

“We wanted to make a movie that hearkens back to the homespun Christmas stories of the past, movies like It’s a Wonderful Life which are timeless because they’re about the most fundamental part of the holiday season, which is the act of giving, the love of community, the self-sacrifice that happens in families.

“Our movie is about sacrificial giving. It’s a movie about new life amidst winter, hope emerging out of death, joy emerging out of sorrow and out of pain. Those are themes that don’t grow old.”

Q. What role does faith play in your life?

A. “Oh, it’s the center. I always say I’m a man of deep faith, but I’m also a bit of a universalist. I want to live life in a nonjudgmental way. I try to speak in a very inclusive way about faith issues. I try to embrace people of all different faiths. You know, God will sort out at the end of the day what’s the prerequisites and the requirements for His elect group. But I think what matters in the human condition is that we exude the kind of unconditional love that Christ exuded.

“So I try to love the unlovable and never judge someone for where they’re at.

I am a Christian, but I’m also a Christian with a sense of humor. There’s nothing profoundly pious about my life.

I have a beautiful old restored Harley-Davidson that I like to ride around, I have a taste for cheap cigars and a lot of the things I do in my life may not fit the mold of what some people think of as the Christian experience, but you know, I’m just who I am. I’m an individualist and I ask people not to judge me and I won’t judge them.”

Q. If you were going to pick the most powerful religious work of art in the world, what would it be?

A. “Oh, no question, it’s the Sistine Chapel in the Vatican. … I was given the opportunity to have a private showing at the Sistine Chapel through the good graces of our friends in the Vatican and believe me, there’s nothing more powerful than standing in front of those paintings.

They’re as fresh today as they were when they were created. … The hand of God touching Adam and imbuing him with light and life is one of the most powerful images ever created.”

“The fundamental right to privacy implicit in our law protects all private, consensual, noncommercial acts of sexual intimacy between adults,” the court said, quoting from an earlier Arkansas case.

Preventing a teacher from having sex with a willing 18 year old student “infringes on [the teacher's] fundamental right to privacy,” the court ruled.

The opinion is posted on the Supreme Court’s website.

(Once you’re there, click on Paschal v. State).

This decision was written by Chief Justice Jim Hannah. Justices Paul E. Danielson, Donald L. Corbin and Courtney Hudson Goodson also voted to throw out Arkansas’ ban on high school teacher-student sex.

Upholding the statute were Justices Robert L. Brown, Jim Gunter and Karen Baker.

In his dissent, Brown described the majority’s analysis as “wrong…preposterous…”

The idea that high school teachers have a “constitutionally protected fundamental privacy right to have sexual contact with an 18-year-old student at the school where he teaches is absurd,” Justice Baker wrote.

The church’s announcement is below:

United Methodist social justice agency issues clarion call to faith community about ‘senseless killing’

General Board of Church & Society says ‘Stand Your Ground’ legislation underscores ‘profound failures’ of U.S. justice system.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United Methodist General Board of Church & Society is gravely concerned following the senseless killing of teen-ager Trayvon Martin and what his death reveals about the profound failures of our justice system. More than a month has passed since the unarmed youth was shot and killed, but the admitted killer has not been arrested or charged with any crime related to the shooting.

Police say Florida’s “stand your ground” deadly force law prohibits them from making an arrest. The law allows the use of deadly force anywhere a person feels a reasonable fear of death or serious injury. The law has been cited as justification in a rising number of questionable homicide cases in Florida.

In this instance, on Feb. 26 George Zimmerman shot and killed Trayvon Martin, who was unarmed and walking back to the home of his father’s girlfriend in Sanford, Fla. Martin was carrying a bag of Skittles and a bottle of iced tea.

Our thoughts and prayers are with the family of Trayvon Martin and all those who have been touched by this entirely preventable tragedy. The death of Trayvon is a clarion call to the faith community and to all society to act to ensure that such killings be stopped.

‘Stand Your Ground’

According to police, Zimmerman followed and confronted 17-year-old Trayvon despite their instructions to stay away from the youth. Zimmerman has not faced prosecution as a result of Florida’s “Stand Your Ground,” law which takes a shooter’s self-defense claim at face value.

Florida law enforcement officials say they are investigating the killing, and federal authorities say they will open an investigation into the death, most likely under hate crime statutes.

To help bring about an end to such violence, we call for the full repeal of all “Stand Your Ground” legislation. The bill passed the Florida legislature in 2005, and versions exist in more than 20 states due to heavy lobbying by the National Rifle Assn. (NRA). Reports of “justifiable homicides” under this statute have tripled in the state of Florida alone since the law went into effect, threatening the lives of our families and the safety of our communities.

Prevent such tragedies

While people of faith must be agents for healing once these tragedies occur, we can and must also work to prevent such tragedies from occurring in the first place. We call on our legislators to pass policies that protect our children and make the use of firearms a truly rare occurrence. Responsible gun ownership and public safety are not mutually exclusive, but tragically, both were ignored by the Florida state legislature under enormous financial and political pressure from the NRA.

The killing of Trayvon Martin and the handling of the case reveal the profound inability of our current system to bring about justice, particularly for communities of color. The history of Sanford, Fla., includes repeated instances of failure to prosecute when the victim is African-American, and the Sanford police department has a history of not holding perpetrators accountable for violent acts against African-American victims.

We are concerned that youths of color are routinely assumed to be violent criminals, and thus face the constant threat of random acts of violence committed against them.

As people of faith, we call for a racially just legal system where people of color are not profiled, but are given adequate access to justice. We call on all communities of faith to commit to building neighborhoods in which children of all ethnicities and identities grow up in an environment of possibility, free from the menacing threat of the assumption of criminality and an end to the constant threat of violence.

Statement from the General Board of Church & Society of The United Methodist Church (March 27, 2012)

—Jim Winkler, General Secretary
—Bill Mefford, Director, Civil & Human Rights
—Laura Markle Downton, National Coordinator for Restorative Justice\

The General Board of Church & Society is one of four international general program boards of The United Methodist Church. Prime responsibility of the board is to seek implementation of the Social Principles and other policy statements on Christian social concerns of the General Conference, the denomination’s highest policy-making body. The board’s primary areas of ministry are Advocacy, Education & Leadership Formation, United Nations & International Affairs, and resourcing these areas for the denomination. It has offices on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., and at the Church Center for the United Nations in New York City.

So they’re looking for volunteers with non-Bostonian accents to make phone calls this weekend.

“Folks in TN, NC, GA, and VA” — in particular — are being recruited to dial up Alabama, Politico reports.

With superior financial resources and organization, Romney is working hard to make a break-through in Dixie, USA Today reports.

“I am learning to say y’all, and I like grits and things,” he told a Mississippi audience Thursday. “Strange things are happening to me.”

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The Arkansas Democrat-Gazette
March 5, 2012

NORTH LITTLE ROCK — A North Little Rock church celebrated its 100th birthday by giving away $100,000 Sunday to central Arkansas schools and charities. Then it collected $160,000 in offerings to build Assemblies of God churches across communist Vietnam.

“We chose to celebrate God’s faithfulness to us by sharing God’s love with others,” pastor Rod Loy said, explaining what motivated people at First Assembly of God North Little Rock to give away so much money.

When a church is 100 years old, Loy said, “What you expect is a church living in the past, stuck in its traditions, increasingly irrelevant. That’s what you expect. That’s not what we’re experiencing.”

Instead, the congregation is “enjoying the greatest days in our 100 year history … We’re the opposite of worn-out and tired. We have a fresh vision, we have a new energy. We have a sense that God has greater things in store.”

First Assembly was originally an independent Pentecostal church and is two years older than the Assemblies of God, which was founded in 1914, in Hot Springs.

One of the largest, fastest-growing Assemblies of God congregations in the country, with average weekly attendance of about 3,000, the North Little Rock church has given millions of dollars to world missions in recent years…

The rest of the story is available for Arkansas Democrat-Gazette subscribers at arkansasonline.com

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BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) — In stories on the death of Whitney Houston sent Feb. 12 and 13, The Associated Press incorrectly reported the name of a song she sang in an upcoming movie. The title of the song is “His Eye is on the Sparrow,” not “Her Eyes on the Sparrow.”

“His Eye is on the Sparrow” is a familiar song for those who love the gospel music genre.

The lyrics are by Civilla Durfee Martin and the music is by Charles H. Gabriel. Growing up, my Assemblies of God hymnal featured many of Gabriel’s pieces, including “Send the Light”, “I Stand Amazed in the Presence” and “Since Jesus Came Into My Heart.”

But “His Eye is on the Sparrow” is the song that left a real imprint on history. The great Ethel Waters sang this song in her 1952 movie “The Member of the Wedding” and at Billy Graham crusades from coast to coast. She borrowed the song’s title and used it for the name of her autobiography.

Mahalia Jackson sang it.

Here’s a great version by Gladys Knight.

Or there’s Lauryn Hill and Tanya Blount, singing it on the soundtrack to Sister Act 2.

Now, we’ll have Whitney Houston singing “His Eye is on the Sparrow” as her musical valedictory on the soundtrack to “Sparkle.” And I have no doubt that she’ll give a performance worthy of Mahalia, Ethel and Gladys.

AP has more details here.

I saw Whitney Houston sing in Boston in probably September of October of 1985 at the Berklee Performing Arts Center. I was on the sixth row and it was my very first real secular concert (A weekend at Jesus Northwest doesn’t exactly qualify…)

She had such a glorious voice, and she hadn’t yet become a Superstar when I saw her. I think “You Give Good Love”, her debut single, had peaked at #3 and “Saving All My Love for You” had just been released. That song went on to hit #1, the first of something like 7 straight #1 singles.

Her debut album, “Whitney Houston” spawned 3 #1 songs in all, including “How Will I Know.”

Her sophomore effort, “Whitney”, included 4 #1 songs.

Yes, she had a glorious voice. And she was beautiful. Her biggest hit came on “The Bodyguard” soundtrack, a re-recording of a Dolly Parton song — “I Will Always Love You.” But she also hit the Top 40 simply by singing the National Anthem. She was that good.

After her marriage to Bobby Brown, her life seemingly spiraled out of control. I think she had a concert on HBO in the fall of 1997 and it was a disaster, and gospel great Shirley Caesar was there singing with her, looking chagrined and embarrassed and concerned. That’s my memory of it anyhow.

She starred in “The Bishop’s Wife” with Denzel Washington and produced a soundtrack that was half good and half great. The half-great part was the gospel part. She recorded “Joy, joy” with the Georgia Mass Choir and that’ll always be my favorite Whitney Houston gospel song. But she sounded awfully good singing Dottie Rambo’s “I Go to the Rock” and “I Love the Lord, He Heard My Cry.”

I always hoped that she’d put together an album that was 100 percent gospel. I would’ve played it til the disc wore out.

Back in 2009, Houston had her first new album in ages. Her voice was no longer perfect. The years and life had taken their toll. But she had a single, “I Look to You” that was truly a gospel anthem. The song wasn’t slick and shiny. It had grit and gumption, mixed with what sounded to me like pain and unconquered faith. And it looked possible, at that moment, that her life might be headed for a happy ending.

Now, it’s hard to see any happy endings at the end of this story. Whitney Houston was just 48.

But that was South Carolina in January and this is February. Today, on CNN, the presidential candidate said:

“I’m not concerned about the very poor.”

The TV preacher’s Mercedes Benz was going 93 mph when police spotted him. So who is this modern-day A.A. Allen?

Former Oral Roberts president accused of DUI
TULSA, Okla. (AP) — Authorities say former Oral Roberts University president Richard Roberts was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving and speeding early Tuesday morning.
Tulsa County jail records show Roberts was arrested shortly after midnight on the charges. The 63-year-old was released from the jail shortly before 6 a.m. after posting an $1,100 bond. Roberts is due in court Feb. 1.
A home telephone number for Roberts couldn’t be found Tuesday morning, and it wasn’t immediately clear whether he had an attorney.
He resigned as Oral Roberts’ president in 2007 amid allegations that his family used school money to support a lavish lifestyle. Roberts has denied all wrongdoing.
The university was founded by Roberts’ late father, evangelist Oral Roberts, and has an honor code in which students vow to “not drink alcoholic beverages of any kind.”
The university released a statement Tuesday that expressed compassion for Richard Roberts and his family.
“Our prayers go out to Richard and Lindsay Roberts and their entire family as they face this life challenge,” said the statement by Jeremy C. Burton, director of public relations for Oral Roberts. “May God’s grace help them as they work towards healing.”

Best-selling Christian author Tim LaHaye recently endorsed Gingrich, but after reading the latest allegations, it’s entirely possible that the former House Speaker will be Left Behind by South Carolina’s Christian conservative voters.

Meanwhile, certified results released today, show Rick Santorum WINNING the Iowa caucuses — though the race is so close, Republican party officials have decided to call it a draw.

So, how much is “not very much”?

a.) $27,500 per year?
b.) $82,500 per year?
c.) $192,500 per year?
d.) $275,000 per year?
e.) “Not very much” more than $300,000 per year?

The New York Times reports today: “Financial disclosure forms that candidates are required to file annually shows that Mr. Romney earned $374,327.62 in speakers’ fees from February of 2010 to February of 2011, at an average of $41,592 per speech.”

The full story is here.

Precisely how it will be fixed is unclear, the story says.

The monument quotes King as saying: “I was a drum major for justice, peace, and righteousness.” But Arkansas native Maya Angelou says the paraphrase makes King look like “an arrogant twit.”

Having seen the wording myself, I’m convinced it won’t be too difficult to patch up the error. There’s not room for King’s entire quote, but it would be easy to change it to say either:

“He was a drum major for justice, peace and righteousness” or simply “A drum major for justice, peace and righteousness.”

Yes, if you click the above link, it will take you to a story from ABC’s Nightline titled “Polyamory on Rise Among Divorce Wary Young Americans.”

So what concrete, statistical evidence is there that polyamory is “on the rise among divorce-wary young Americans?” None that I could find in this story.

In fact, the printed story doesn’t feature ANY “Young Americans” who are engaging in polyamory.

The polyamorous trio in this story are ages 49, 44 and 34.

Reminds me of a story I read (I think it was in The Oregonian), about “middle-aged” people in their “50s and 60s” who were reentering the dating scene.

Which raises an interesting question — When do you go from being “young” to being “middle aged” to being “beyond middle aged?”

UPDATE: ABC News has altered the headline so that it no longer refers to the trio as “young.”

The Forward has an extraordinary story today about the death of Adolf Hitler’s favorite vocal artist. Hitler helped make him rich. He performed at a concentration camp. And – though his wife was Jewish – he maintained a cozy relationship with The Human Personification of Evil throughout World War II.

Johannes Heesters was 108 years old.

According to the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office arrest report, Rhett Daniel Burleson broke into his father’s home and was lying on the kitchen floor. Burlseon was “raving about Jesus, Mike Huckabee, and how people were ‘full of (expletive).’ ”

The deputy asked Burleson what was going on and he yelled that he needed to speak to Mike Huckabee and demanded that he be delivered to him…”

Instead, they delivered Burleson to a local jail cell.

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Secretariat and Sham are shoulder to shoulder early in the race, but then Sham fades and Secretariat begins to pull away.

He’s ahead by 5 lengths, then 10 lengths. Fifteen lengths, then 20, then 25. By the end of the race, Secretariat is so far ahead that the TV cameraman is unable to capture the winner and the also-rans in the same shot.

I thought of this race this afternoon as I digested the latest Gallup tracking poll numbers in the Republican presidential primary.

Romney was once trailing Gingrich, but passed him in December. After Iowa, Romney began to pull away and the rest of the field began to fade. The trend accelerated after the New Hampshire primaries.

Gallup’s latest polling shows Romney with 34 percent. Romney climbed three percentage points overnight, while Gingrich dropped two, to 14 percent. Tellingly, Romney is now polling more than Gingrich, Rick Santorum and Rick Perry combined.

South Carolina appears to be the final firewall for Gov. Romney’s opponents. If he wins there, he could sweep the GOP primaries — something no non-incumbent has ever done.

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Fortunately, Robertson had a yellow legal pad handy to jot down these prophetic utterances.

As Robertson tells it, God told him that doom, gloom, disaster and disintegration is looming for our country.

That would shut me up and sober me up and cause me to fall on my face in reverence. But not Mr. Robertson. He prefers to play “20 Questions” with the Almighty.

You know how that works. You can only ask God ‘yes’ or ‘no’ questions. And you only get 20 questions.

God says: ‘I’m thinking of a plague that will hit the United States in 2012. It will bring maximum stress and peril. Chaos and paralysis.’

And you say: “Is this plague an animal, vegetable or mineral?”

And God replies: “Only ‘yes’ or ‘no’ questions are allowed. You’ve only got 19 questions left.”

Well, when Robertson plays the game, he cuts to the chase.

“Is it an EMP [Electromagnetic Pulse]?” Robertson asks Jehovah.

“No,” God reportedly says.

“Cosmic or solar radiation?”

“No,” the Creator states.

“Is it Mayan galaxy alignment?”

“No, it’s not that,” the Alpha and Omega replies.

“Iran or North Korea nuclear threat?”

“No,” the Root of Jesse responds.

“Earthquakes or volcanoes?”

“No,” the Ancient of Days declares.

“A massive power failure?”

“No,” the Lion of Judah announces.

Finally, Robertson runs out of guesses or God runs out of patience and the game of “Name that Plague” wraps up. But the suspense is killing the preacher, so he finally asks God “What is it?”

And, if you believe Robertson’s tale, God tells him.

To see what God supposedly said, click here.

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